Somalia is Dying...

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Our pray / wish / thoughts / feeling sorry about them etc. won't help them.. what they need is a few cents from our pocket and here is how you can help..

THIS IS HOW YOU CAN HELP THEM

IF YOU HAVE PAYPAL ACCOUNT THEN HELP THEM BY PROVIDING SOME FUND. SEND THEM WATEVER YOU CAN. YOUR THIS HELP CAN SAVE LIFE OF SOMEONE.
YOU CAN SEND THEM MONEY BY PAYPAL ACCOUNT AND THERE EMAIL ID IS:- helptosavesomalia@gmail.com

If u have a heart or compassion share this photo.

WE CAN SHARE JOKES AND SPAM MAILS TO OUR FRIENDS & NETWORKS
PLEASE FOR ONCE SHARE THIS AND
LETS TRY TO HELP THEM.

‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
SHARE IT WITH ALL UR FRIENDS.

ATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN WORLD. YOU CAN GOOGLE THIS INFO IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT IT.

I hope you all will share. Lets See how many of you really care for this.

The Strength Of A Man...

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The Strength Of A Man
The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.

The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.

The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It is in how respected he is at home.

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.
It is in how tender he touches.

The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest.
It is in his Heart that lies within his chest.

The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved.
It is in can he be true to one woman.

The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.

15 Tips to Stay Positive in Negative Situations...

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15 Tips to Stay Positive in Negative Situations...
There are times when we must go through negative situations. Maybe people say something negative about us, or they show rejection or even resentment against us. In such situations, it may be difficult to stay positive. We may be inclined to react negatively to them. That won't do us any good though; doing so will just make the situation worse. People may behave even more negatively to us. Our day would be filled with anger and disappointment. At the end, nobody wins. Though it's not easy, it's important to stay positive in negative situations. Beat the negative situations by staying positive. Here are 15 tips on how to do it; pick the ones that work for you:

1. Never respond when you are not calm. If you are not sure that you are calm, don’t respond. Take time to calm yourself down first.
2. Take a deep breath as a first step to calm yourself down.
3. Speak in gentle tone to reduce the tension of the situation.
4. Realize that you can find opportunities in negative situations. Albert Einstein said: “In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.”
5. Look at the content of what people say to you for something positive that you can act upon to improve yourself. Don't just reject the whole messages.
6. For the rest of the messages which is negative, simply ignore it.
7. Maintain positive view of the people. Maybe you don't like their messages or behavior, but that doesn't mean that you can hate them personally.
8. Realize that having negative feelings will just hurt you, not them. So there is no reason for you to have any negative feeling.
9.If you make mistakes, be open to admit it.
10.If you make mistakes, remember this quote by George Bernard Shaw: “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”
11. If you can, listen to motivational audio program to feed positive thoughts into your mind.
12. Talk to a positive friend who can encourage you.
13. Remember your favorite quotes to give you inspiration and motivation. This is one reason why you should have quote of the day.
14. Look at the negative situations as your training sessions for real life. The higher you climb in life, the worse the negative situations would be, so you'd better be prepared for them.
15. Realize that you can't please everyone. In fact, nobody can. Sometimes you need to just let some people go. Realizing this will relieve you from a lot of unnecessary burden so that you can focus on the people that you can positively interact with.

Give Sometime to your beloved one...

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Give Sometime to your beloved one...
RS 20 Is a Huge Amount If You Have To Give it To A Needy,
'n
A Small Amount When You Want To Give A TIP In a Hotel !!

3 Minutes Appear To be So Long When You have To Close Your Eyes And Think About God !!!
'n
3 Hours Are So Small When You Have To Watch A Movie !!

We Don't Feel Tired In Doing Work Out In Gym After Working All Day !!
But We Feel Tired When Our Parents Ask Us For Help When We Return From Work !!

We Wait Entire Year For valentines Day To Come !! But We Can Not Stand In a Queue For Our Turn !!

On Facebook We Keep Poking And Sending Message To the Person Of Opposite Sex...
'n
If A Childhood Friend Of Same Sex Sends A Friend Request, We Accept It After Days... !

We Will Love To Share A Love Story On Facebook !!
But Will Not Like To Share This Post On Our Wall !!!

Lets Break This Trend...
'n Understand that There Are Few Things That Is Important Even If It Does Not Appear Important To Us.. !

I am bad in English...

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I am bad in English...
I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
i can tell you
that I LOVE YOU.

I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY
BUT
i can tell you
that you LIVE in my HEART.


I am BAD in HISTORY
BUT
I can REMEMBER
when i FIRST saw you.


I am BAD in CHEMISTRY
BUT
I can tell
WHATS the REACTION
when you SMILE.


I am BAD in PHYSICS
BUT
I can tell the
INTENSITY of SPARK of my EYES
when they SEE you.. !

Why is Facebook so Blue in Color?

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Facebook Color
This is Facebook now – open for all and 500 million people are using it already.

Why is Facebook Blue?
Facebook has gone through some major redesigns in the past few years but one part that has more or less stayed the same in all those years is the site’s blue color.

Everything is so blue about Facebook right from the sign-up page to the logo, their mobile app and even the site pop-ups that have shades of blue. Why?

I was recently listening to an episode of Twig where host Leo Laporte pointed to this New Yorker story on Mark Zuckerberg that seems to explain why Facebook is all blue in color.

The young Facebook founder is color blind but can see blue:

Colors don’t matter much to Zuckerberg; a few years ago, he took an online test and realized that he was red-green color-blind. Blue is Facebook’s dominant color, because, as he said, “blue is the richest color for me – I can see all of blue.”


Blue – The Web’s favorite color



Facebook is not the only Internet brand the loves blue. An interesting study by Color Lovers has revealed that blue is the most popular and dominant color among the top 100 sites in the world followed by the red color.

Update: Emil Kostov sends this note on why Facebook maybe sticking with blue:

It is part of their well planned Marketing plan. Most colors distract and make the human eye focus on them while blue act as a transparent palette for 65% of time spending watching the main background aka index space. It is well known also that blue color is the nirvana for the brain, as well green. Well, their choice make the competition envy most of the time.

Women : Just Beautiful...

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What What makes me weak? My fears...
What makes me whole? My Religion.
What keeps me standing? My faith.
What makes me compassionate? My selflessness.
What makes me honest? My integrity.
What sustains my mind? My quest for knowledge.
What teaches me all lessons? My mistakes.
What lift's my head high? My pride, not arrogance.
What if i cant go on? Not an option.
What makes me victorious? My courage to climb.
What makes me competent? My confidence.
What makes me sensual? My insatiable essence.
What makes me beautiful? My everything.
What makes me a woman? My heart.
Who says i need love?, I do.
What empowers me? My spirit.
Who am I?,I AM A PROUD STRONG WOMAN !

"worrying does not empty tomorrow of its trouble,
it empties today of its strength"

Keep this going ladies... !

The Beauty Of Mathematics...

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1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 988765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 9887654321


1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 + 10 = 1111111111


9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888


1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321


Now, take a look at this...


101%


>From strictly mathematical view point:


What equals 101%?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?


A B C D E F G H I  J   K   L   M  N  O   P  Q   R  S   T  U   V  W   X  Y   Z
1 2 3 4  5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23  24 25 26


IF:


H  A   R  D  W   O   R    K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


 K   N    O   W   L   E  D  G  E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


A   T   T   I   T    U   D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


then look how far the LOVE OF GOD will take you:
 L    O   V   E  O   F  G  O   D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%


      While HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the LOVE OF GOD that will put you over the top.

Boy versus Girls...

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Boy versus Girls...
Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! ...

Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love ...

Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! ...

Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!

Boys prefer the phrase "Boys vs Girls"
Girls INSIST on saying "Girls vs Boys" !! :)

A Touching Story For Married People...

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A Touching Story For Married People
My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restles...sness. I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a relationship and my feelings, I yearn for the romantic moments, like a little girl yearning for candy. My husband, is my complete opposite, his lack of sensitivity, and the inability of bringing romantic moments into our marriage has disheartened me about love. One day, I finally decided to tell him my decision, that I wanted a divorce.

“Why?” he asked, shocked. “I am tired, there are no reasons for everything in the world!” I answered. He kept silent the whole night, seems to be in deep thought with a lighted cigarette at all times.

My feeling of disappointment only increased, here was a man who can’t even express his predicament, what else can I hope from him? And finally he asked me:” What can I do to change your mind?” Somebody said it right, it’s hard to change a person’s personality, and I guess, I have started losing faith in him.

Looking deep into his eyes I slowly answered : “Here is the question, if you can answer and convince my heart, I will change my mind, Let’s say, I want a flower located on the face of a mountain cliff, and we both are sure that picking the flower will cause your death, will you do it for me?” He said :” I will give you your answer tomorrow….” My hopes just sank by listening to his response.

I woke up the next morning to find him gone, and saw a piece of paper with his scratchy handwriting, underneath a milk glass, on the dining table near the front door, that goes….

My dear, “I would not pick that flower for you, but please allow me to explain the reasons further..” This first line was already breaking my heart. I continued reading. “When you use the computer you always mess up the Software programs, and you cry in front of the screen, I have to save my fingers so that I can help to restore the programs.

You always leave the house keys behind, thus I have to save my legs to rush home to open the door for you. You love traveling but always lose your way in a new city, I have to save my eyes to show you the way.

You always have the cramps whenever your “good friend” approaches every month, I have to save my palms so that I can calm the cramps in your tummy. You like to stay indoors, and I worry that you will be infected by infantile autism. I have to save my mouth to tell you jokes and stories to cure your boredom.

You always stare at the computer, and that will do nothing good for your eyes, I have to save my eyes so that when we grow old, I can help to clip your nails,and help to remove those annoying white hairs. So I can also hold your hand while strolling down the beach, as you enjoy the sunshine and the beautiful sand… and tell you the colour of flowers, just like the color of the glow on your young face…

Thus, my dear, unless I am sure that there is someone who loves you more than I do… I could not pick that flower yet, and die.. ” My tears fell on the letter, and blurred the ink of his handwriting… and as I continue on reading…

“Now, that you have finished reading my answer, if you are satisfied, please open the front door for I am standing outside bringing your favorite bread and fresh milk…

I rush to pull open the door, and saw his anxious face, clutching tightly with his hands, the milk bottle and loaf of bread…. Now I am very sure that no one will ever love me as much as he does, and I have decided to leave the flower alone…

That’s life, and love. When one is surrounded by love, the feeling of excitement fades away, and one tends to ignore the true love that lies in between the peace and dullness.

Love shows up in all forms, even very small and cheeky forms, it has never been a model, it could be the most dull and boring form.. . flowers, and romantic moments are only used and appear on the surface of the relationship. Under all this, the pillar of true love stands… and that’s our life… Love, not words win arguments… !

Computer Founders BENNY MARAMON

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1) Picture taken when Microsoft was started


2) Steve Woznaik(sitting) and Steve Jobs of APPLE Computers.
He was three months late in filing a name for the business because he didn't get any better name for his new company.
So one day he told to the staff: "If I'll not get better name by 5 o’clock today, our company's name will be anything he likes..."
so at 5 o’clock nobody come up with better name, and he was eating APPLE that time...
so he keep the name of the company 'Apple Computers'


3) Bill Hewlett (L) and Dave Packard(R) of HP.
Behind them in the picture is the famous HP Garage.
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.
And the winner was NOT Bill... the winner was Dave.


4) Ken Thompson (L) and Dennis Ritchie(R), creators of UNIX.
Dennis Ritchie improved on the B programming language and called it 'New B'.
B was created by Ken Thompson as a revision of the Bon programming language (named after his wife Bonnie) He later called it C.



5) Larry Page (L) and Sergey Brin(R), founders of Google.
Google was originally named 'Googol'.
After founders (Stanford graduates) Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor...
they received a cheque made out to ‘Google’!
So they kept name as GOOGLE



6) Gordon Moore (L) and Bob Noyce(R), founders of Intel.
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce'.
But that was already trademarked by a hotel chain...
So they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics... INTEL



7) Andreas Bechtolsheim , Bill Joy, Scott Mc Nealy and Vinod Khosla of SUN(Stanford University Network) Microsystems.
Founded by four StanfordUniversity buddies.
Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer;
Vinod Khosla recruited him;
Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it;
and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer...
SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network .



8) Linus Torvalds of Linux Operating System Linus Torvalds originally used the Minix OS on his system which he replaced by his OS.
Hence the working name was Linux (Linus' Minix).
He thought the name to be too egotistical and planned to name it Freax (free + freak + x).
His friend Ari Lemmk encouraged Linus to upload it to a network so it could be easily downloaded.
Ari gave Linus a directory called linux on his FTP server, as he did not like the name Freax.
Linus like that directory name and he kept the name of his new OS to LINUX...



9) Picture taken when INFY was started. This picture was found in the album of the clerk who took this picture...
The picture was with that clerk only because it was his birthday and he just told everyone to stand together at one place to take a pic.
He borrow a camera from his friend and as he cannot tell any of his boss to take pic, so he took pic by himself... even it was his birthday.



AND THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN WHEN SUPERHIT SHOLEY WAS STARTED......
They were looking at ashrani when he was doing practice first time with his funny Jailer's dress... ALONE on one rock...
 

Corporate Cartoons Collection...

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True incident - An Indian man walks into the New York City bank...

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Vijay Mallya
An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the
street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"

One mind blowing interview...

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One mind blowing interview
Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no… I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’ education it self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platforms. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?
Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?
Candidate : My general experience about projects is – most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like – ‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’, ‘quality’, ‘version control’, ‘deadlines’ , ‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don’t mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don’t have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section ‘Stress Management’ in the HRD of Infosys.

Queen Elizabeth's Laptop...

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Sachin Tendulkar's Shell House - Mumbai...

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"Shell House" belongs to one of the greatest Indian cricket player in the world - Sachin Tendulkar.


The ace cricketer from India purchased this Shell House, called Dorab Villa,in his home town Mumbai, India. Reports confirm that the purchase price of this Shell House is around 350,000,000 Indian Rupees, i.e. $7.5 million USD’s.


This one storey structure, measures around 9,000 square feet, while the property is spread over around 10,000 square feet.





The TV Room made of Shell











why did you leave me...

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why did you leave me...?


Why did you leave me?
I thought you love me
I thought you said you’ll be mine forever
I thought you promise me you’ll never gonna leave me
Now that your gone
Everyone is coming after you
They all want you, but I still love you
What you gonna do?
Will you love me again or find other one?
How if I ask you out again?
Would you say Yes or No?
I have a lot of question to ask, but I know you cant answer them
Why do you need to leave me if you said I LOVE YOU, so many times to me.
I want you to be my angel, to be my God
To be my teacher 'n to be my Everything 'n I want you to go back on my arms
I’m not like this before, you change me so much
Why do you need to leave me?
Why life need to be so complicated?
The more you love someone the more they hurts you
Isn’t life sucks?
I cannot longer hold your Presence
I cannot longer kiss your lip
I cannot be with you forever,
If you choose to say Goodbye.. !

Before I let You go...!

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Before I let You go...!

When we were still together,
I truly loved you,
but what’s happening right now,
I guess we are through,
it’s really hard for me,
to get off with you.
but I know this might be good
for both me 'n you.
I love you but i have to
set you free,
I’ve come to realized that
you’re no longer happy with me.
Even tho’ it hurts, I have
to say “good bye”
It’s really hard for me to
live without you, but
promise i would try to move on.
It hurts me so much but i have
to let you go.
But before letting you go,
there’s one thing i want you to know….
I just want you to know that
“I am always here for you,
whenever you need a friend,
to lean on en shoulder to cry on”
Before i let you go, i want to say
that someday…soon…
You gonna MISS ME...!