Smart Answers...

Smart Answers...

"Smart Answers.."

1-Principal: Are you chewing gum??
Student: No I'm human being..=)

2-Wife: we are having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked =P

3-Father:shameful results! Do u always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when i give exams =D

4-Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you'll have to walk as well.. ;)

5-Girl: I have changed my mind..=)
Boy: Thank God! Does the new one Work ?